Victoria's Secret Quietly Cancels New Lizzo Lingerie Line

By A Mystery Man Writer

REYNOLDSBURG, OH — In the wake of its decision to return to a more attractive marketing presentation of its product, clothing maker Victoria's Secret has quietly canceled its planned Lizzo lingerie line.

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