UH OH EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS IN A TIN

By A Mystery Man Writer

Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the can, some (insecure) guys might find these just a touch jeune fille-ish. "Safe, Sanitary, Secure." Says so right on the 3" x 1-1/2" x 2/3" flip-top metal can. Better buy (3) in case of a long weekend.
Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, one pair fits most adults. They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the can, some (insecure) guys might find these just a touch jeune fille-ish. Safe, Sanitary, Secure. Says so right on the 3 x 1-1/2 x 2/3 flip-top metal can. Better buy (3) in case of a long weekend.

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